Channing Tatum dances onto the show and Ellen says everyone’s wishful thinking out loud.
turn up turn up
i probably still have a crush on danny phantom somewhere deep in my soul
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
Christmas Would You Rather w/ Amazingphil! (x)
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the poem is by merrill glass and this is the source for the art!!
all these fucking comics saying just “drop everything and do what you love, artists, cost is no object”, they never end, there’s so many of them
where is the comic that says “artists! make it easier to comfortably fund doing what you love by drawing dragons fucking on commission on furaffinity, eventually building up enough of a portfolio that you’re paying rent every single time you draw two fantasy monster dicks frotting furiously against each other”
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
"The first time Harry questioned his sexuality"